ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
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At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
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I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
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