I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
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