Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
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it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
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I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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