we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
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He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
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he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
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While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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