My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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