Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
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I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
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Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
is that a dick in a sweater?
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