I want to stick my p in your. b.
this beer tastes like vomit already
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
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...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
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I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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