yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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