can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
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