i just wanna soil my oats bro
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
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