question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
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