i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
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