her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
drinking out of a sandbucket again
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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