its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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