it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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