Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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