Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
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Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
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There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
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