Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
Randomize