hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
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