If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
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