What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
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He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
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You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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