Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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