Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I was so drunk I accidentally put in two tampons.
I tried to talk you out of it. You were worried about alcohol being a blood thinner.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
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