so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
Randomize
