sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
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And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
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The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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