Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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