3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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