I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
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After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
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He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over