SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
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