Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
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I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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