Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Randomize
