speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
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