her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
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