from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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