She said her name was "party"
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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