ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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