you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
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There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
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That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
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