im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
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and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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