Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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