i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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