She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
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