Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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