Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now Heβs Upset Because People Told His Mom
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things ππ
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
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