If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
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i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
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At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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