but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
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My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
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Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
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