What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
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she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
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I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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