My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
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