the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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