Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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