I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
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I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
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All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
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