The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
Randomize
