i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
what the fuck happened to the tacos
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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