...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
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