My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
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She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
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He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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