Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
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