My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
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Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
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i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
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