It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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