Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
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it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
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I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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